Looking for a domino

Yes, I know, if circumstances bring about the resignation of George W. Bush, that means you-know-who becomes president.

It reminds me of Spiro T. Agnew. Remember him? He was Richard Nixon’s vice-president and chief spokesman. That administration, like the present one, didn’t much care for the media, whom Agnew called, “nattering nabobs of negativism.” Or maybe that was Democrats, and the media was the “effete corps of impudent snobs.” They all started to run together.

We always loved to see Spiro T. Agnew coming. But he resigned the vice-presidency in 1973 because of trouble with the law involving tax evasion and bribery while he was governor of Maryland. Imagine the nation’s relief, the following year, when Mr. Nixon resigned and Spiro T. Agnew did not become the President of the United States.

We – people like me – now are learning to hold our breath about Dick Cheney, whose sole contacts of any kind with our world are Fox News and Rush Limbaugh and, in emergencies, the Corpus Christi Caller-Times. If the best thing that can happen for people like me is Mr. Bush’s resignation, what do we do about waking up the next morning and being addressed by President Dick Cheney in a Fox News exclusive?

Mr. Nixon presents our only workable precedent, choosing resignation as the lesser of two disgraces, and claiming loss of his political base in Congress as the reason. I remember many of us wishing he had just gone on and admitted knowing about the break-in and obstructing justice, but it was good enough for us, and bad enough, really traumatic, that he was gone and we could move on. As spanking new President Gerald R. Ford said, “My fellow Americans, our long national nightmare is over. Our Constitution works; our great Republic is a government of laws and not of men.”

People like me have a hard time imagining President Dick Cheney saying something like that. Then again, we don’t know what Cheney would say, or not say, as president. He works, after all, for the President of the United States, whose attributes do not include a frankness in speaking, or an even temper. It would be very interesting to see the extemporaneous Cheney, with the Bush bubble lifted and blown away.

Bush’s baggage is his baggage. Whatever disgrace surfaced that would encourage Mr. Bush, like Mr. Nixon, to choose the lesser disgrace, would remain in place the day after Mr. Bush’s departure for Crawford, sitting there for President Cheney to explain, on the stage of an appalled nation and a hostile Congress. If I were Cheney, facing that, I might go ahead and resign, too, citing the hostile Congress, and fly off to Halliburton and a book contract, and let Dennis Hastert take care of the mess.

“Take care of the mess.” Those are inviting words, traumatic as it promises to be. Underneath the mess, the Constitution still works, and the Republic is only temporarily a government of men and not of laws. We just need a domino to fall.