September 06, 2009

graynation: rock n' roll quiz answers

Here are the answers to Friday's rock and roll quiz. I hope it aroused interest among the younger demographic. This was the real rock n' roll, kids.

As he was motoratin’ over the hill, who did he see? He saw Maybelline in a Coupe de Ville.

What is it that Long Tall Sally’s got? Everything that Uncle John need, oh, baby.

How you call your lover boy? Oh, Lover Boy. And if he doesn’t answer? Oh, Lover Boy. And if he still doesn’t answer? C’mere, Lover Boy!

What’ll be the day? That’ll be the day.

What ain’t there no cure for? The summertime blues.

How many candles make a lovely sight? Sixteen candles.

Ain’t what a shame? You broke my heart when you said let’s part.

What does she do when she does the Ooby Dooby? She wiggles to the left, she wiggles to the right, she does the Ooby Dooby with all of her might.

Who’s sorry now? Whose heart is aching for breaking each vow? He’s sorry now. Her heart is aching. She’s glad that he’s sorry now.

Who calls the English teacher Daddio? Charlie Brown.

Why did Little Susie fall asleep? The movie wasn’t so hot. It didn’t have much of a plot.

How black were the eyes of Felina? Blacker than night were the eyes of Felina

You know he can be found where? Sittin’ home all alone.

Who told Tchaikovsky the news? Beethoven.

They furnished off an apartment with a two-room Roebuck sale. With what did they cram the coolerator? TV dinners and ginger ale.

What can you do in lieu of stepping on my blue suede shoes? You can burn my house, steal my car, drink my liquor from an old fruit jar.

What can stop the Duke of Earl? Nothing can stop the Duke of Earl.

Well, did he ever return? No, he never returned, and his fate is still unlearned.

If you want to know if he loves you so, is it in his eyes? No, it’s in his kiss.

When do your heartaches begin? When you find your sweetheart in the arms of a friend.

Well bless my soul, what’s wrong with me? I’m itchin’ like a cat on a fuzzy tree. I’m in love. I’m all shook up.

Why do I walk the line? Because you’re mine.

What did he really want to send her? An orchid of some kind. But what could he actually send her, with all that he had in his jeans at the time? A rose and a Baby Ruth.

You load 16 tons, what do you get? Another day older and deeper in debt.

Where do fools rush in? Where angels fear to tread.

Whose barn? What barn? His barn. Jerry Lee Lewis’s barn.

What do chantilly lace and a pretty face do? Make the world go round.

Who is dancing to the Jailhouse Rock? Everybody in the whole cellblock

He never ever learned to read and write so well, but how does he play the guitar? Just like ringing a bell.

Oh, please, Diana, stay where? Stay by me, Diana.

Why is a party doll all he wants? To be with him when he’s feeling wild. To be ever-loving true and fair, to run her fingers through his hair.

Who used to play around with hearts that hastened to his call? Poor Little Fool.

Gotta be what kind of music, if you want to dance with me? Rock and roll music.

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